Friday, 16 March 2007

For Sale : One Baby

Comes complete with the following;

Ear Infection
Upper Respiratory Tract Infection
Chronic Nappy Rash
Teething
High Pitched Squeal
Clinginess
Temper Tantrums
Refusal of all Food Except Grapes and Corn

Please make offer.
Extra discount given to Gypsies

4 comments:

Mindy said...

Sorry not in the market for another baby, but have an internet hug going free. Sounds like you could use one. Hope you either get a healthy bub or a good offer soon.

Oh, The Joys said...

Enter a Blues Brother...

"How much for your wimmin?"

worldpeace and a speedboat said...

ahhh sorry DV, the Gypsies I spoke to would only steal horses...

Mousicles said...

Sorry. We have a baby full of snot. We don't need another.