I'm spoiling you, you know

3 posts in one day. Will wonders never cease!

My question is ......if you ruled the world, what would you change?

None of this namby-pampy 'no poverty or wars' nonsense, we want to know what you'd really fix :)

For me, Ugg boots worn outside the house would be punishable by slapping, manners and common sense would be taught in school and chewing with your mouth open, spitting in public and constant sniffling would land you in jail