In the letter "And Wifey Makes Three," the letter writer stated: "My wife was eager to engage in a threesome with me and our incredibly hot 19-year-old babysitter." The sentence should read: "My wife was disgusted, repulsed, and, in every imaginable way, opposed to the thought of engaging in a threesome with me and our incredibly hot 19-year-old babysitter." Nor did the wife "wildly undulate" while seated on the face of the babysitter, or "moan in unending pleasure" as she watched her "superstud" of a husband give the babysitter "a good seeing-to." The letter writer also doesn't fight crime on the weekends from the confines of a secret underground lair.
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a snippet from 'Austenbook'
|Colonel Fitzwilliam wishes he weren't a younger son.|
|Elizabeth Bennet is furious at Mr. Darcy for separating Bingley and her sister.|
|Fitzwilliam Darcy is proposing to Elizabeth Bennet. It is not going well. :-/|
|Elizabeth Bennet is ??!!|
|Fitzwilliam Darcy tagged Elizabeth Bennet in his note My Character Requires This to be Written and Read.|