I like that the word and concept of Schadenfreude exists.
I really hate walking behind slow people and end up being rude to them
According to the tax office, Torbenspang doesn't exist. They've since acknowledged his existence.
My local library is a really annoying place. It's hard to get into with a pram and there are a couple of extremely surly women working there.
It's okay to disagree with people as long as you acknowledge their right to believe whatever the hell they want.
Stick 6 babies together in a room together and they will all try to crawl over each other.
Optus sales people should try and sigh less on the phone.
It's fathers day soon and man do the shops want you to know it.
I really shouldn't watch the news anymore. It's too depressing.
My friends really are quite clever.
Most people I know annoy me sometimes. Some more than others and some less than others.
I probably annoy people as well. I'm a lot more comfortable with that fact as I get older.
I really should try and be more social. I used to be so good at it.
Aaahh that feels better.