Friday 26 October 2007

It's all about Memememememe

oooh I love these.... (yes, yes I know....I am an information hussy) I stole this on from the (other) lovely andrew

Have you ever?

1. Taken a picture completely naked?

hmm yes and it it's not pretty

2. Made out with a friend on your MySpace/Facebook page?
Yes, but that was before Facebook

3. Danced in front of your mirror naked?
eewwww no. I don't want to bear witness to that much woblage

4. Told a lie?
not telling

5. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
repeatedly. I know, I was shocked as you that not everyone thinks I'm t'riific

6. Been arrested?
yeah.... nothing major and I was 16 so it doesn't count right?

7. Made out with someone of the same sex?
ermm yes...girls never give you pash-rash

8. Seen someone die?
I've never been there at the very end of someone's life but have watched the process far too many times

9. Slept in until 5pm?
Nope..a sleep in for me is about 9am

10. Had sex at work?
hehe.. I worked in theatre..what do you think?

11. Fallen asleep at work/school?
Far too often..

12. Held a snake?
hmm yes briefly and managed to not get too freaked out

13. Ran a red light?
don't drive so I'm safe from this question

14. Been suspended from school?
For some strange reason, no. I probably should have been though

15. Totaled your car in an accident?
Despite not driving, I've mamaged t almost total someone elses car...does that count?

16. Pole danced?
hahahahahhaha..lordy no!

17. Smoked?
yes. far too often and for too many years

18. Been fired from a job?
suggested that I may find more suitable employment elsewhere. does that count?

19. Sang karaoke?
I'm not that cruel.

20. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
Often enough that I've stopped boring myself with that delusion

21. Laughed until a drink came out your nose?
oh god yes...and it hurts

22. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
hmm once and it was so cool I nearly wet myself

23. Kissed in the rain?
No actually

24. Sang in the shower?
as much as I xcan. because I have a beeyootiful voice and feel the need to share

25. Given your private parts a nickname?
no.I'm not sure what name they could have..already enough euphemisms for them

26. Ever gone out without underwear?
not since the embarrassing day in grade 3

27. Sat on a roof top?
yeah I wish I could do more of it

28. Played chicken?
Nope..too scaredypants

29. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
uhuh. Grrrr

30. Broken a bone?
Surprisingly, No!

31. Mooned/flashed someone?
hehehe. yes..and I made someone fall off some scaffolding

32. Shaved your head?
Nope. Don't have the bone structure

33. Slept naked?
normally yes..clothes get all tangled

34. Played a prank on someone?
Nooo, not at all..far too sweet and innocent

35. Had a gym membership?
Nope..never been that much of a masochist

36. Felt like killing someone?
oh yes noooo

37. Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
more often that I care to admit

38. Cried over someone you were in love with?
see above

39. Had sex more than 10 times in one day?
hmm nope..almost, but nope

40. Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?
huh?

41. Been in a band?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

42. Subscribed to Maxim?
sad mens mag?? Strangely nope

43. Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?
not shopts but probably same amount of alcohol..oh the pain!

44. Shot a gun?
yep...cou;dn't understand the excitement

45. Had sex today?
define today?

46. Played strip poker?
Poker? No. Hearts? yes

47. Tripped on mushrooms?
they're far too small to fall over

48. Donated Blood?
uhuh. they hate me because of my non-existent veins

49. Video taped yourself having sex?
ewww no....can't imagine why I would want to watvch mysrlf

50. Eaten alligator meat?
nope

51. Ever jump out of an airplane?
hmm, no

52. Have you been to more than 10 countries?
If Only!

53. Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend?
Once you have sex with them, are they still platonic?

5 comments:

anti ob said...

Taken a picture completely naked?

Does this mean:
a) You've had your picture taken while you were naked?
b) You've taken someone else's picture while they were naked?
c) You've taken a picture while you were naked?
d) You took a picture that was "naked" in some wanky art sense?

I love the English language...

worldpeace and a speedboat said...

e) all of the above?

worldpeace and a speedboat said...

btw, why 'thankfully' in Q7?

DV said...

oh, that's TOA's answer, must hav eforgotten to answer that question..I'll just go fix that now :)

worldpeace and a speedboat said...

goodo - I didn't think you were a lesbinarian. then again, one can never tell... ;)