I have a lovely 4 month old son, he's beautiful and clever and laughs a lot and is pure evil I tell you!
He will be happily lying on his mat playing and watching things go by and gurgling away, I pick him up and he vomits on me. This is the 4th shirt I've had on today! I'll even burp him after a feed with a ginormous cloth draped over me to protect my shirts. What does he do? Turns his head and starts vomiting when he reaches the end of the cloth. The right side of my body is permanently coated in baby sick. It's not pleasant for anyone involved.
All I can say is he best keep up the cute act or it's off to the gypsies with him!