Have decided am joining nudist colony.
Have decided only way to stop the evergrowing dirty clothes pile.
Have been doing a few loads of washing everyday for the last twelvetyfive years and never seems to be the end of it.
As long as I don't have to see anyone else narkoo (people look funny narkoo and is probably rude to giggle at them) this is an excellent plan.
Please send snacks, supplies and eyemasks at regular intervals.